Backfire I - The Penultimate Wish

Welcome to a great game about wishes and creativity.

Backfire Rules:

Backfire involves one person to post a wish, the next person then adds a backfire to it and also makes a wish. The next person after that backfires the second persons wish, also adding a wish, and so on.

Example:

James86134: I wish for a dish.

Sneasel: That dish appears broken under your foot and you step onto it.
I wish for a fish.

Joey: The fish has rabies and bites you.
I wish for a freeze ray.

And so on. This game should be fun with imagination and creativity.

One important rule: Nothing too gruesome... Believe me, I'm talking our of past experience.

So, the first wish:

I wish to be a Sneasel.